Every Billboard Modern Rock Chart #1 through 2005, listed in order of preference.
December 27, 1997 - April 10, 1998

An ex-girlfriend once told me she appreciated the reference to "platform double suede." I think that this detail is cancelled out by the reference to "disco Superfly," but I'll cede the point.
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
Mama, this surely is a dream