Every Billboard Modern Rock Chart #1 through 2005, listed in order of preference.
September 2-22, 1995
A lot of songs on this list have been rendered cute by the gradual revelation of cultural harmlessness (it also helps that I'm no longer a teenager watching MTV all day and bitching about what I won't turn off). In Australia some people still pay attention to Daniel Johns, so I'll understand if folks down under can't share the amusement I get from this track today.
It's twelve o'clock, and it's a wonderful day.
I know you hate me, but I'll ask anyway.
Won't you come with me, to a place in a little town.
The only way to get there's to go straight down.
There's no bathroom, and there is no sink.
The water out of the tap is very hard to drink,
Very hard to drink.