Every Billboard Modern Rock Chart #1 through 2005, listed in order of preference.
November 6 - December 3, 2004
R.E.M. circa
Monster with Enrique Iglesias the mic and a firecracker up their collective ass? Lyrics that are
intentionally funny? Feverish with dreams of compassionate consumerism, Bono and the boys whipped up a dizzy jam as ridiculous as a forty-something guitarist named "the Edge" who always wears a hat indoors and throws the same damn ringtone lead on every track. The rest of the accompanying album may have been their direst to date, but this frightening trip to the
carnivale earns them their presidential photo-op.
The night is full of holes
Those bullets rip the sky
Of ink with gold
They twinkle as the boys play rock and roll
They know that they can't dance
At least they know