Every Billboard Modern Rock Chart #1 through 2005, listed in order of preference.
February 17 - March 2, 2001
Modern rock sucks! The Red Hot Chili Peppers keep topping this ridiculous, blase countdown with increasingly grandiose ruminations, and yet the son of an industry weasel, blessed with an ungodly amount of body modifications and a fondness for being called "Shifty Shellshock," can sample one of their guitarist's stray noodles, recite a rap about his lady love, and instantly beat 20 years of musically skilled (so I hear) melodofunkrock stylings from the once and future champions of the scene. Harsh proof that modern rock is lamer than Vanilla Ice on Valentine's Day. End the fucking thing already.You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase
And as far as I can see, it don't get better than this
So butterfly, here is a song and it's sealed with a kiss
And a thank you, miss